J "and shes all like ooh look at me im so cool and i have big honkers and u gotta listen to me"

S "Your account is more telling about you than her."

J "oh come on dont go all prudish on me"

S "I'm not, I simply don't think her 'titanic honkers' would be the first thing I'd mention while I'm complaining about my boss."

S "It'd be the fourth, at best."

J "well i have eyes and she was disturbing them."

J "whose side are you on"

S "I'm on the side of the curious onlooker, J."

S "A point of view I share with the hypothetical visitors of a zoo while they enjoy the spectacle of a group of monkeys throwing turds in eachother's direction."

J "that's a bit much now isn't it."

S "May have overdone it on the graphical side, but I stand by the metaphor's meaning."

S "From what I know about you AND your job place, the world would be just that tad little better if either just happened not to exist one day."

J "then why r u still here then??"

J "go talk to ur boyfriend instead."

S "MIA."

J "can someone who doesn't exist go MIA"

S "Your brain has been MIA for quite a long time."

S "At least since I've known you."

J "i thought you knew anatomy better than that"

J "my brain may be dysfunctional but there is no doubt it exists"

S "That it may exist *somewhere*."

S "'Somewhere' a key word."

S "As I said, MIA."